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Please note that the following is nonsense and reading may render you insane. Thank you.
ellie: *puts foot down* The fic is George/Hermione and it will remain George/Hermione so stop putting your big nose in where it doesn't belong.
Muse: It isn't my fault that I take the form of fictional character, Ron Weasley. You created me over the years and now you have to deal with the consequences.
ellie: I will write what I want to write and if I want to write Hermione shagging every single HP-verse man (except for you) than I will, I am in charge here, not you. Now, Hermione is with George and Ron can't change it (even though I might have him try, I really haven't decided yet) and you are just going to have to deal with it.
Muse: I let you dabble in Hermione/Others but this has really gone on too long.
ellie: *scowls* Fine then. *pulls up part 6 file* Hmm... Ron falls down a flight of stairs. No, no Ron is accidently castrated by raving lunatics. *types*
Muse: Hey! You stop that!
ellie: He falls down stairs, is then castrated, and is then painted purple by oompa-loompas. AND THEN he falls out of an airplane. Wait, he is pushed out of an airplane by James Bond. He falls to the ground in a great splat. He is now nothing more than dickless, purple goo with a really bad backache.
Muse: *gasping for breath* Alright! Alright, perhaps we can we can come up with a compromise.
ellie: Like what?
Muse: Hermione can keep George but Ron gets pity sex at the end of part 6 or the begining of part 7.
ellie: No, absolutely not. *keeps typing* Ron is dickless, purple, and goo but he is now being licked up by Padfoot.
Muse: Sirius is dead you nitwit!
ellie: The raving lunatics who castrated you also brought him back to life.
Muse: Did they castrate him?
ellie: no.
Muse: Fine, just stop the torture! What are your terms and conditions?
ellie: You butt out of "finding the way back home" and I write as sexy as you want with someone else, in another fic.
Muse: *eyes widen* I am in your head you idiot, I know what you're thinking. You are not writing me with a man!
ellie: Oh, yes I am.
Muse: Do I get to pick the man?
ellie: Alright
Muse: *Thinks* Do I have my dick back yet?
ellie: You will as soon as we come to an agreement.
Muse: Harry, Draco, Sirius, or Remus.
ellie: Where did the Remus come from?
Muse: How am I supposed to know? It was deep in your mind some where you weirdo.
ellie: *types* Ron is dickless, purple, goo, licked, and is now being humped by horny dog.
Muse: Stop I say! Stop it this instant! *eyes widen as a thought wanders through ellie's head* You are not writing Sirius/Ron/Remus.
ellie: *evil grin* You agree and I'll make you very happy. And I'll delete the goo, the dog, the stairs, and the raving lunatics.
Muse: *frown* Fine, we have an agreement. *shakes hand*
ellie: *shakes hand* *is then taken to mental hospital*
Muse: It isn't my fault that I take the form of fictional character, Ron Weasley. You created me over the years and now you have to deal with the consequences.
ellie: I will write what I want to write and if I want to write Hermione shagging every single HP-verse man (except for you) than I will, I am in charge here, not you. Now, Hermione is with George and Ron can't change it (even though I might have him try, I really haven't decided yet) and you are just going to have to deal with it.
Muse: I let you dabble in Hermione/Others but this has really gone on too long.
ellie: *scowls* Fine then. *pulls up part 6 file* Hmm... Ron falls down a flight of stairs. No, no Ron is accidently castrated by raving lunatics. *types*
Muse: Hey! You stop that!
ellie: He falls down stairs, is then castrated, and is then painted purple by oompa-loompas. AND THEN he falls out of an airplane. Wait, he is pushed out of an airplane by James Bond. He falls to the ground in a great splat. He is now nothing more than dickless, purple goo with a really bad backache.
Muse: *gasping for breath* Alright! Alright, perhaps we can we can come up with a compromise.
ellie: Like what?
Muse: Hermione can keep George but Ron gets pity sex at the end of part 6 or the begining of part 7.
ellie: No, absolutely not. *keeps typing* Ron is dickless, purple, and goo but he is now being licked up by Padfoot.
Muse: Sirius is dead you nitwit!
ellie: The raving lunatics who castrated you also brought him back to life.
Muse: Did they castrate him?
ellie: no.
Muse: Fine, just stop the torture! What are your terms and conditions?
ellie: You butt out of "finding the way back home" and I write as sexy as you want with someone else, in another fic.
Muse: *eyes widen* I am in your head you idiot, I know what you're thinking. You are not writing me with a man!
ellie: Oh, yes I am.
Muse: Do I get to pick the man?
ellie: Alright
Muse: *Thinks* Do I have my dick back yet?
ellie: You will as soon as we come to an agreement.
Muse: Harry, Draco, Sirius, or Remus.
ellie: Where did the Remus come from?
Muse: How am I supposed to know? It was deep in your mind some where you weirdo.
ellie: *types* Ron is dickless, purple, goo, licked, and is now being humped by horny dog.
Muse: Stop I say! Stop it this instant! *eyes widen as a thought wanders through ellie's head* You are not writing Sirius/Ron/Remus.
ellie: *evil grin* You agree and I'll make you very happy. And I'll delete the goo, the dog, the stairs, and the raving lunatics.
Muse: *frown* Fine, we have an agreement. *shakes hand*
ellie: *shakes hand* *is then taken to mental hospital*
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